Recorded so long ago that not even the ancients are aware of its contents, this Podcast has been unearthed from the sand-trucked tombs of long lost structures build by the hands of the dead. THE DEAD.
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This week, we examine two more stories from writing.com! Are you getting tired of that website? Too bad! This week we have a special guest, who will be reading one of the stories for your listening pleasure. You will feel the dulcet tones of his dry and withering voice reverberate on your ear drums. You will ask yourself, “Wow, how did they get a guest of this caliber on their podcast?” Well, you fool, you seem to forget that we are a sensation, and sensations have stars of all kinds, fictional or otherwise, begging to be able to appear on an episode of whatever it is they do!
Don’t forget our SHOW kickstarter, now with Samael art as an another extravagant prize at several levels!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/127513348/show-goes-big
Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Zoemoss!
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Writing.com is the place where Agouti-rex and Aurelina love to go because it is very not hilarious and sad. As usual, we spent our week trolling the add-to stories to find the most incredible, bizarre fan fiction. You guys remember the 00s? When that weird flat thick outline animation style was all the rage because Butch Hartman single-handedly took over the animation industry and killed all the other cartoonists and feasted on their flesh? Well, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND is a Canadian cartoon that grew out of those dark days. It was a cartoon about an ersatz reality show on an island that was full of drama. But what would happen if the stars of said series because absurdly fat? Like, PLANET-SIZED FAT. As fat as PLANETS. This week, we explore that frightening possibility…
Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of alert listener Steph Cherrywell!
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Aurelina and Agouti-Rex know exactly what the kids want to hear and they want to hear about a certain television series that features cartoon horses and by that we mean STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. Join us as we regale the world with delightful tales snagged straight from the depths of Writing.com all about ponies that ate too much hay and oats and suffered the inevitable consequences. It’s writing.com so how many chapters can people write before it degenerates into creepy child rape fantasies? Tune in and find out!
Today’s ironic SHOW art is courtesy of The Jeweled Horn.
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Aurelina and Agouti-Rex decided to make an Internet show to talk about things because we have opinions. but we don’t know anything about being on the Internet, so we are making experimental trial runs. Here is one of those experiments.
THIS IS NOT THE REAL SHOW, THIS IS THE EXPERIMENT SHOW, SO ENJOY THIS EXPERIMENT IN INTERNET TALKIN
IN THIS EPISODE, WE TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITE WEBSITE, WRITING.COM AND, SPECIFICALLY, ADD TO STORIES ABOUT SEXY SEXY DOG FARTS. Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Samael.
WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE OOOOOOoooOOooooOOOO
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