Archive for fatty wank stories

SHOW 68: Crazy Outliers

Posted in fan fiction, fatty wank, fetishes, grudgewank with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 11, 2012 by admin

Does anyone else know how the bell curve works? Basically the majority is in the center, and the further you get from the center, the more extreme your sampling becomes. Tonight we present to you an example of abject craziness. Crazy fetish outliers are a lot of fun. If you think of yourself in the middle, you’re just as crazy as others. Go further outside, and you’re definitely one of the crazier ones! We tested this subject for the ten signs of crazy, and he passed with flying colors. See if you can following along in your coloring book at home!

Art provided by Samael.

SHOW 59: The List Meets Its End

Posted in art, cartoons/animation, comics, Dog Movies, fan fiction, fatty wank, fetishes, film, further confusion, grudgewank, holiday specials, listener mail, podcasts, religion, SHOW goes legit, special guests, television, Uncategorized, VHS, writing.com with tags , , , , , , on September 8, 2012 by admin

Recorded so long ago that not even the ancients are aware of its contents, this Podcast has been unearthed from the sand-trucked tombs of long lost structures build by the hands of the dead. THE DEAD.

Art by Cylindricalperv

SHOW 42: The Pachyderm Cometh

Posted in fan fiction, writing.com with tags , , , , , , , on May 12, 2012 by admin

This week, we examine two more stories from writing.com! Are you getting tired of that website? Too bad! This week we have a special guest, who will be reading one of the stories for your listening pleasure. You will feel the dulcet tones of his dry and withering voice reverberate on your ear drums. You will ask yourself, “Wow, how did they get a guest of this caliber on their podcast?” Well, you fool, you seem to forget that we are a sensation, and sensations have stars of all kinds, fictional or otherwise, begging to be able to appear on an episode of whatever it is they do!

Don’t forget our SHOW kickstarter, now with Samael art as an another extravagant prize at several levels!
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Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Zoemoss!

SHOW 41:Total Drama Planet

Posted in fan fiction, fatty wank, fetishes, writing.com with tags , , , , , , on May 5, 2012 by admin

Writing.com is the place where Agouti-rex and Aurelina love to go because it is very not hilarious and sad. As usual, we spent our week trolling the add-to stories to find the most incredible, bizarre fan fiction. You guys remember the 00s? When that weird flat thick outline animation style was all the rage because Butch Hartman single-handedly took over the animation industry and killed all the other cartoonists and feasted on their flesh? Well, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND is a Canadian cartoon that grew out of those dark days. It was a cartoon about an ersatz reality show on an island that was full of drama. But what would happen if the stars of said series because absurdly fat? Like, PLANET-SIZED FAT. As fat as PLANETS. This week, we explore that frightening possibility…

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of alert listener Steph Cherrywell!

SHOW 40: My Little Pony, All Skinny and Bony

Posted in art, cartoons/animation, fan fiction, fatty wank, fetishes, writing.com with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2012 by admin

Aurelina and Agouti-Rex know exactly what the kids want to hear and they want to hear about a certain television series that features cartoon horses and by that we mean STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. Join us as we regale the world with delightful tales snagged straight from the depths of Writing.com all about ponies that ate too much hay and oats and suffered the inevitable consequences. It’s writing.com so how many chapters can people write before it degenerates into creepy child rape fantasies? Tune in and find out!

Today’s ironic SHOW art is courtesy of The Jeweled Horn.

SHOW 38: They Should Have Called it Devilfire

Posted in fatty wank, fetishes with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2012 by admin

Since the ancient days of the puppet times, mankind has long strove to express the human ideal of physical beauty in art. From the marble Madonna of Pygmalion to the subtle smile of the Giaconda, who can say what truth there lies in beauty? And what beauty in truth? Light. Dark. Two sides of the same coin. Each side claims its share. But what of those in the middle? Which side will they choose? You’d better ask the giant mercury skull of Tony Jay. But as for that beauty question, what is the ideal of physical beauty? One man has answered it. The answer is a huge fat bald guy with no ass. In tonight’s episode, Aurelina and Agouti-rex travel back, back, BACK in time, to the halcyon days of 1998, to rediscover one of the Internet’s first fatty wank sites, the horrible and unfortunate “Big Fat Lazy Gluttons: The big Fat Bald and Ugly Sloppy Lazy Happy Gluttons Home Page.”  Can your heart stand the shocking assless horror???

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of King-Cheetah!

SHOW 22: Fangasm

Posted in fan fiction, fatty wank with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 20, 2012 by admin

This week we are at Further Confusion 2012, and we have decided to post an pre-recorded episode rather than trying to do one live, because why would we do something so risky and difficult for you people??

Enjoy this show about fan fics! We look at fan fics for Harry Potter, Supernatural, and My Little Pony.

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Zenithfoxie!

SHOW 20: Sandtruck Squared

Posted in fatty wank, grudgewank, special guests with tags , , , , on March 20, 2012 by admin

In today’s episode, Aurelina and Agouti-Rex once again summon the dark and withered shade of Aliciar to speak more forbidden knowledge from beyond the veil. Aliciar brings us more tales from the lair of the Sandtruck. BEWARRRRE!

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Tzologeist (She was inspired by an earlier SHOW episode, in which we discussed the concept of FAT TRAINS.)

SHOW 19: A Christmas Murracle

Posted in fatty wank, fetishes, holiday specials with tags , , , , , , , on March 20, 2012 by admin

Gather round, children, because your ol’ Granny SHOW has a Christmas story to tell you, all about the time that your Uncle Agouti-Rex and your Auntie Aurelina saved BOXING DAY, the most Chrismassy day of the year. In this special holiday edition of SHOW, our humble hosts take on all aspects of the season, including the War on Christmas, the Krampus, and, most important of all, Holiday-Themed Wank Stories. Because, as you know, they are the reason for the season. So pour yourself a cup of hot cocoa and grab yourself a thing that you would normally eat on this, the most holy of nights, December 23rd, and listen to yourself a delicious earful of SHOW.

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Sharpt00th!

SHOW 18: Mysterious Letter

Posted in fatty wank, fetishes with tags , , , , on March 20, 2012 by admin

In this week’s episode of SHOW,  Aurelina and Agouti-Rex return to the rancid, diseased well that is the Dimensions Fatty Wank website. An alert reader revealed to us that our previous selection from that dank subterranean vault of misery (EPISODE 11) was not a unique incident. In fact, it was a sequel. This week, we discuss the shame-filled origin of

ANGEL BLIMP ECSTACY

Today’s SHOW art is courtesy of Fatfoxlower!